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{"slip": { "id": 124, "advice": "Do not check work email on your days off."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 163, "advice": "Big things have small beginnings."}}

{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}

{"slip": { "id": 180, "advice": "Never regret. If it's good, it's wonderful. If it's bad, it's experience."}}

{"fact":"The first formal cat show was held in England in 1871; in America, in 1895.","length":75}

{"fact":"The technical term for a cat\u2019s hairball is a \u201cbezoar.\u201d","length":54}

{"fact":"It may take as long as 2 weeks for a kitten to be able to hear well. Their eyes usually open between 7 and 10 days, but sometimes it happens in as little as 2 days.","length":165}